Why did the website viewer switch to this page? to see my horrible verybad cheesy jokes!
*audience boos and throws clocks, paper, the great british library, Weston supermare, king henry VIII, flowers, bombs, pies, big ben, david Cameron, ukip posters, ben howlett (my local mp) and a large rock that will hit me in the face and give me concussion before I can think of anything else to throw.*
I once betted on a horse called V-neck, he was a great little jumper.
My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. I threw a coconut in his face.
how does a member of the police force like their apple crumble? all custody!
Why did the boy throw the clock out of the top floor window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
I had this really mean teacher at my old school. He said: are you chewing gum? I said: No! I'm floatingdemon
any more horrible verybad cheesy jokes? post em down there I
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*audience boos and throws clocks, paper, the great british library, Weston supermare, king henry VIII, flowers, bombs, pies, big ben, david Cameron, ukip posters, ben howlett (my local mp) and a large rock that will hit me in the face and give me concussion before I can think of anything else to throw.*
I once betted on a horse called V-neck, he was a great little jumper.
My friend thinks he's smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry. I threw a coconut in his face.
how does a member of the police force like their apple crumble? all custody!
Why did the boy throw the clock out of the top floor window? Because he wanted to see time fly!
I had this really mean teacher at my old school. He said: are you chewing gum? I said: No! I'm floatingdemon
any more horrible verybad cheesy jokes? post em down there I
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